My friends have often called me "Suzi Suburbs" because of where I live and because I actually do have a green thumb. Today I played a suburban gardener for an infomercial. The scenarios we shot included: cutting the grass, raking, and fertilizing the lawn. It wasn't a very glamorous day, but I was happy to work consecutively this weekend. I don't ever do any of the tasks listed above for my home, so as I pushed the equipment around I couldn't help but wonder..."Is this lawnmower going to make my ass look big?" hmmm.